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Reptilian trauma.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Snake Eyes

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

Bird plucking a cello

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

Crocodile Costume

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"I've downsized."

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

Mother's Day at the Hive

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

Snake Dress-Up

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"What have you done with the doctor?"

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"