Herpetology Enthusiasts Pillows

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Pick me!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Love Conquers All

"He was a sea rescue."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Raised by Dogs

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"He's already getting attached to you."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.