Herpetology Enthusiasts Gifts

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Pick me!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"He was a sea rescue."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Love Conquers All

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Raised by Dogs

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.