Herpetology Hobbyist Gifts

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Plan on living long? I already am."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Snake Eyes

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Ricochet

Old Frogs' Home

Crocodile Costume

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"I've downsized."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

Mother's Day at the Hive

Snake Dress-Up

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"