Wildlife Hobbyist Gifts

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Koala

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Giraffe Selfie

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Marco ..."

"Koalas when no one's looking"