Animal Hobbyist Gifts

"You just had to have a hamster wheel and now it's just another place to hang your clothes!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Mardi Gras

Chase me, chase me cows.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Welcome Spring.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'