Animal Hobbyist Pillows

"You just had to have a hamster wheel and now it's just another place to hang your clothes!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Zoo.

Mardi Gras

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Seagiraffes

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"You're such a good listener."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Welcome Spring.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."