Herpetology Buff Gifts

"Sometimes I wish I was venomous: I'm sick and tired of being handled all the time. . ."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Cat box"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"They’re real."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'The Lemming Book Store'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

Snake Eyes

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'