Herpetology Buff Prints

"Sometimes I wish I was venomous: I'm sick and tired of being handled all the time. . ."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Cat box"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"They’re real."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'The Lemming Book Store'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Snake Eyes

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ostrich Curoisities

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'