Future Herpetologist Gifts

Crocodile Costume

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Protoplasm

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Snake Eyes

'Still no sign of life.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Ricochet

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"It doesn't need batteries, Billy. It's a real puppy."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Old Frogs' Home

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Confounded biodiversity.'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes