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Crocodile Costume

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Snake Eyes

Protoplasm

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Still no sign of life.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"It doesn't need batteries, Billy. It's a real puppy."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Confounded biodiversity.'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"I've downsized."