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'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

At the Museum

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Little Princess.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Snake Eyes

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Ricochet

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Old Frogs' Home

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"I've downsized."

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

Crocodile Costume

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

Snake Dress-Up