Aspiring Herpetologist Mugs

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

At the Museum

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Little Princess.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Eyes

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

Crocodile Costume

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"I've downsized."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

Snake Dress-Up