Herpetology Hobbyists Mugs

Reptilian trauma.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Eyes

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Ricochet

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Bird plucking a cello

"I've downsized."

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

Crocodile Costume

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

Mother's Day at the Hive

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

Snake Dress-Up

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"

"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )