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"I don't want any gifts from the woods that crawl or slither."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Snake Eyes

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

Crocodile Costume

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

"I've downsized."

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

Snake Dress-Up

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'