Herpetology Fan T-Shirts

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

Frog.

'Well, technically, I don't have a mum or a dad: We're hermaphrodites you see...'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"Tallyho!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Wolf Karaoke

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cat and mouse

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'