Herpetology Hopefuls Gifts

"I don't want any gifts from the woods that crawl or slither."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Eyes

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

Old Frogs' Home

Ricochet

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

Crocodile Costume

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

"I've downsized."

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

Snake Dress-Up