Aspiring Anthropologist Gifts

I can't stand that guy's more-evolved-than-thou attitude.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

A caveman paints from life

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Physician tending a mummy.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Ruddy bloggers!

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Slavery Reparations

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

The Evolution Of Man.

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

A trevor of trainspotters

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'