Adolescent Anthropologist Gifts

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

A caveman paints from life

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Physician tending a mummy.

"Would you like some wings?"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Ruddy bloggers!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Slavery Reparations

The Evolution Of Man.

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel