Adolescent Anthropologist Pillows

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

A caveman paints from life

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Physician tending a mummy.

"Would you like some wings?"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Ruddy bloggers!

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Slavery Reparations

The Evolution Of Man.

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'