Adolescent Psychology Enthusiast Pillows

'In my day you had to reach puberty before you could act surly.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Pavlov's Puppy

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Blok drives by New York City.

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Free-Floating Anxiety

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Mummy Shrink.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

Sex Education

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud