Diy Psychology Enthusiast Pillows

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Do it yourself books.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'