Youth Culture Analyst Pillows

"They can recognize eight different pings from their apps, but they can't hear me when i ask them eight times to set the table."

Me at 15/Me at 29

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Over-reaction Man.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Rude Americans.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"Nan and Gordon are from California, but Northern California."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"So. . . who'd like to have a go at defining Britishness?"

'Sorry, I don't have anything smaller.'

"Come at me, Bro!"

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"