Youth Culture Critic Pillows

"I don't care what 'the kids' are all wearing these days, brother Darren ..."

Hairstyle Inspiration

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Teenagers with needles stuck in their arms attached to soda and hi-energy caffeine drink cans.

'I think we've created a yob culture!'

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Say 'eh.'"

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Giant Monster in Bath

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Armageddon

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"I'm after the history section."

"How is it in Russia?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Snow White and her Seven people.