Youth Culture Observer Pillows

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'Wo! Look at that thing! What a brilliant idea!'

"I don't really want a boyfriend right now either. This is purely a Post-VAX thing."

'Yeah, we're very pleased with Tarquin's hand-to-eye co-ordination.'

"I don't understand the fashion of today's youth, but at least he's doing his homework."

Forget about hunting the antelopes at the waterhole Dad: they hang out at the coffee shop now...

"Mum, have you seen my rap cds anywhere."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

100 best beheadings

Police Statetion

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Trump Tower

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"Beware of avant-guard dog."

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

Liking a Painting

America's pastimes through British eyes