Youth Culture Appreciator Pillows

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Modern Kids.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Over-reaction Man.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

The Grim Rapper

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

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"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Meanwhile...in Albania

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

Future Old People

"Come at me, Bro!"

"I said, 'Dude, your hat's on backwards.'"

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"Have you considered releasing him back into the wild?"

High pants/Low pants.

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."