Youth Culture Devotee Pillows

'Hey' we're hip!'

Text Culture

Hoodie Hang-out

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Musical notes bubble gum.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Nice haircut."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Clubbing

Modern Kids.

'More hair than brains.'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"Botox."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

High Pants/Low Pants.

Whatever!

'Young Love'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'