Anthropologist Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for an anthropologist? Explore humorous and meaningful items that honor their curiosity about human societies, ancient civilizations, and cultural diversity. Ideal for academics, students, or anyone passionate about understanding humanity.

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"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man." mockup

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

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Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?' mockup

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

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"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh." mockup

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

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'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?'' mockup

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

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Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies

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Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies

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The Evolution Of Man

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"And to help you spearhead the new office efficiency drive I'm giving you this atlatl."

"And to help you spearhead the new office efficiency drive I'm giving you this atlatl." mockup

"And to help you spearhead the new office efficiency drive I'm giving you this atlatl."

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'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?' mockup

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

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"I hope these images will generate a huge number of academic papers and theses on the Palaeolithic period."

"I hope these images will generate a huge number of academic papers and theses on the Palaeolithic period." mockup

"I hope these images will generate a huge number of academic papers and theses on the Palaeolithic period."

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Developing the boomerang.

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"Gog, this Og. Og, Gog." - Early mingling

"Gog, this Og. Og, Gog." - Early mingling mockup

"Gog, this Og. Og, Gog." - Early mingling

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'The great thing about mindless violence is that it encourages the evolution of mindless altruism.'

'The great thing about mindless violence is that it encourages the evolution of mindless altruism.' mockup

'The great thing about mindless violence is that it encourages the evolution of mindless altruism.'

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Easter and Passover Island

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'Isn't it amazing just how quickly an 'us' and 'them' scenario develops?'

'Isn't it amazing just how quickly an 'us' and 'them' scenario develops?' mockup

'Isn't it amazing just how quickly an 'us' and 'them' scenario develops?'

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"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs." mockup

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

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'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.' mockup

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'

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'I'm getting tired of hunting and gathering. Let's invent taxes and government.'

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'I'm getting tired of hunting and gathering. Let's invent taxes and government.'

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"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous." mockup

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

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"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?" mockup

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

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'Now that our brains have evolved, we can hold grudges.'

'Now that our brains have evolved, we can hold grudges.' mockup

'Now that our brains have evolved, we can hold grudges.'

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"You're doing it again, using anthropology to avoid discussing our relationship"

"You're doing it again, using anthropology to avoid discussing our relationship" mockup

"You're doing it again, using anthropology to avoid discussing our relationship"

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'Misanthropology.'

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Two cultures meet.

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Charles Darwin Book Signing.

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'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?' mockup

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

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1492 - 'Discovery'

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'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

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"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."

"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization." mockup

"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."

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"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?" mockup

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

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'It's a great philosophical concept, Oog, but is the world really ready for 'human dignity'?'

'It's a great philosophical concept, Oog, but is the world really ready for 'human dignity'?' mockup

'It's a great philosophical concept, Oog, but is the world really ready for 'human dignity'?'

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'Tell me more about this globalisation.'

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'Tell me more about this globalisation.'

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'It's a long story...'

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The birth of self-consciousnss: 'Holy smoke, I'm standing here!'

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The birth of self-consciousnss: 'Holy smoke, I'm standing here!'

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'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.' mockup

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

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"Conversation - what a concept!"

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Anthropologist Gifts Collection

Anthropologist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for anthropologists—humorous and clever options perfect for their coffee or tea breaks.

Anthropologist Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with anthropology-inspired designs—adding personality and comfort to their living or work space.

Anthropologist Prints

Browse our curated prints featuring anthropological themes—ideal for enriching their study or office with a touch of wit and knowledge.

Anthropologist T-Shirts

Check out our anthropologist-themed t-shirts—fun, stylish, and perfect for showcasing their passion for human history and cultures.