Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.
Office Anthropologist Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for an office anthropologist? These unique items capture curiosity and creativity, perfect for those who explore workplace culture and human behavior. A fun way to acknowledge their passion and intellect, whether on a mug, t-shirt, or print.
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love
'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'
A caveman paints from life
Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'
"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"
Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.
'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'
Physician tending a mummy.
"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."
"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."
Bears catching fish
'Yes, all at once!'
'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'
Evolution Exam Results.
'You caught it, you gut it!'
'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'
"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"
Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.
"I disagree — I think humans are funny."
Those Were The Days
Charles Darwin Book Signing.
"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."
Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.
OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING
Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.
Search for Rare Bitcoin
"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."
Ruddy bloggers!
'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'
Slavery Reparations
The Evolution Of Man.
Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.
A trevor of trainspotters
Evolution of the Birthday Party.
Office Anthropologist Gifts Collection
Office Anthropologist Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs for the office anthropologist—fun, clever, and perfect for sparking conversations during coffee breaks.
Office Anthropologist Pillows
Check out pillows that reflect the insightful world of the office anthropologist—add personality and comfort to their space.
Office Anthropologist Prints
Explore prints that capture the essence of workplace anthropology—great for inspiring curiosity in any office or home workspace.
Office Anthropologist T-Shirts
Browse t-shirts designed for the office anthropologist—witty, insightful, and ideal for showing off their curiosity and passion.