Anthropologists Gifts

The Evolution Of Man.

'What's fire?'

"Oh, is that so, smart guy? Remind me where you took YOUR degree in African Studies."

"Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie?"

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'Because he's not OLD enough to be bipedal yet!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

A caveman paints from life

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Bears catching fish

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Yes, all at once!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Those Were The Days

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Slavery Reparations

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Ruddy bloggers!

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.