Animal Anthropologists Gifts

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

A caveman paints from life

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Physician tending a mummy.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Bears catching fish

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Yes, all at once!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

A day at the transgenic races

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Those Were The Days

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Ruddy bloggers!

Slavery Reparations

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."