Animal Anthropologists T-Shirts

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

A caveman paints from life

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Physician tending a mummy.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Bears catching fish

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Yes, all at once!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

A day at the transgenic races

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Those Were The Days

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Ruddy bloggers!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Slavery Reparations

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.