Anthropology Explorer Gifts

Strings are okay, but I'm sticking with percussion.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

A caveman paints from life

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Now that's an afro!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Physician tending a mummy.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Yes, all at once!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Evolution Exam Results.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Those Were The Days

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Ruddy bloggers!

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Slavery Reparations

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.