Anthropologists Prints

The Evolution Of Man.

'What's fire?'

The Great Leap Forward

"Oh, is that so, smart guy? Remind me where you took YOUR degree in African Studies."

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

"Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie?"

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'Because he's not OLD enough to be bipedal yet!'

History's first peace talks end badly.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

A caveman paints from life

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Bears catching fish

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Physician tending a mummy.

'Yes, all at once!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Those Were The Days

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Slavery Reparations