Cultural Anthropologist Gifts

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"People not from here don't understand. It's not a weapon - it's a way of life."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Digeridoo.

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

The often misunderstood cultural practice of rearranged marriages.

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'The Asylum Seekers.'

'Good morning, and welcome to our 'Spot American Agents' workshop!'

'Begorrah, he's a fine broth of a boy!'

The Kali De Milo.

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

'I'm not a philistine. I'm well bred!'

"Do you know that white people have over twenty different words for 'Sandwich?'"

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"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"Get out some pots and rugs. I think we have tourists!"

'I don't care what everybody says- it doesn't taste like chicken!'

"Look Hank, that must be the Mexican wave we've heard so much about."

"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!"

"I know it's not good news for us, but boy, their "Buffalo Dance" is so cool..."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Philological.

A Native American works at an American Heritage site.

A man hunts a seal with a giant body

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

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Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

A caveman paints from life

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.