Cultural Analysis Gifts

Future pornography.

'There is now proof heterosexuals are born that way and can't help it.'

J.D. Vance

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

"Do you really like Rembrandt, or do you simply identify with him as a white heterosexual male?"

"Louise and Greg are from Pittsburgh, Richard and Beth and from Boston, you and Ellie are from Hartford, and Glen and I are from Detroit. Goodness, New York really is a melting pot!"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Graham Greene

'The Government today announced a massive new Federal program to combat the growing crisis of Eskimo street gangs....'

Three wise men in a limosene with one of them driving.

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

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Thomas Mann.

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"Now I really hate poetry."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Oymoticons

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

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"Hipsters"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

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"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"