Cultural Analysis Gifts

Future pornography.

'There is now proof heterosexuals are born that way and can't help it.'

J.D. Vance

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

"Do you really like Rembrandt, or do you simply identify with him as a white heterosexual male?"

"Louise and Greg are from Pittsburgh, Richard and Beth and from Boston, you and Ellie are from Hartford, and Glen and I are from Detroit. Goodness, New York really is a melting pot!"

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Oh, I see – Someone yells ole into a phone, and you just assume it's for me.

Hey, Twig! You're not tanning are you? I know. I know. "Tan" is a superficial construct of abstract beauty standards. Right. Like good looks and being rich. So unappealing.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Graham Greene

'The Government today announced a massive new Federal program to combat the growing crisis of Eskimo street gangs....'

Three wise men in a limosene with one of them driving.

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Flags

Thomas Mann.

Alien David statue

Victor Hugo

"Now I really hate poetry."

Wifi in Hell

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Oymoticons

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Hipsters"

Made in China

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'