'They sort of grow on you.'
Childhood Anthropologist Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a childhood anthropologist? Our collection of quirky and inspiring items captures the wonder of exploring how children shape and are shaped by culture. Whether they’re studying childhood behaviors or museum-curated discoveries, you'll find something that sparks their passion and makes their research even more special.
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love
'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'
Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'
A caveman paints from life
Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.
'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'
Physician tending a mummy.
"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."
'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'
Evolution Exam Results.
'You caught it, you gut it!'
"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"
Charles Darwin Book Signing.
Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.
"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."
"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."
'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'
"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."
Search for Rare Bitcoin
Slavery Reparations
Happy Turkey Day!
OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING
'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'
Ruddy bloggers!
Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.
Evolution of the Birthday Party.
"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"
Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!
'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'
'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'
'I'd go back if I were you.'
Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.
Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel
'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'
Childhood Anthropologist Gifts Collection
Childhood Anthropologist Mugs
Discover a wide range of mugs that celebrate childhood anthropologists—quirky, inspiring, and perfect for brightening their mornings.
Childhood Anthropologist Pillows
Explore pillows that bring a cozy touch to their space, celebrating childhood curiosity with clever designs.
Childhood Anthropologist Prints
Browse prints that capture the essence of childhood exploration—ideal for decorating a study or office of a passionate anthropologist.
Childhood Anthropologist T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase the passion for childhood anthropology—witty, meaningful, and designed to make them smile.