Childhood Storyteller Gifts

"'My Summer Vacation', read by the author. All rights reserved."

"My friend Janet brushed all the time and her teeth STILL fell out. She was only six!"

"Will Kristen, Kirsten, and Kiersten please choose new names?"

"I think we should start seeing other little kids."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Wearing glasses stops the boys from hitting me, and the girls from kissing me.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Forget the doctor! Just keep your eye out for the stork!'

'During my childhood I had imaginary playmates...One night they stole all my toys.'

"He ran off, and now he's living in a beat up tennis shoe."

"Gaby, I don't want to be your BFF! I already have a BFF!"

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

True confessions.

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

'A dog ate my homework.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Children's Party

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."