Carefree Childhood Storyteller Gifts

'It says a child in your class has head lice.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

True confessions.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Children's Party

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

How I met your mother

Daughters at Bedtime

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."