Carefree Childhood Storyteller Prints

'It says a child in your class has head lice.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

True confessions.

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

The Family Joules: Part 21

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Children's Party

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

How I met your mother

Daughters at Bedtime

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'