Youthful Storyteller Prints

"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."

Careful

Children playing in the street

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Child driving a toy car

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Kirsten Johnson

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Baby Bear.

Reading

Daughters at Bedtime

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

Gag - a graphic novel

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Mephistopheles

Young Stephen King

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.