Lively Storyteller Prints

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

My Spam Sketchbook

Daughters at Bedtime

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Santa's Helpers

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

Men dancing

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Fairy tale

Witch dice.

fairy tales

"A homeless person ate my homework."