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'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Santa's Helpers

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Daughters at Bedtime

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

My Spam Sketchbook

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"A homeless person ate my homework."

Men dancing

fairy tales

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Children playing in the street

Witch dice.