Lighthearted Storyteller Gifts

'My husband's lost his sex drive.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

Dinner at the Trapdoors

PSA Banter.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Daughters at Bedtime

My Spam Sketchbook

Santa's Helpers

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

The Battle of the Pictures.

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

"Mr. Swinehart has just crossed Route 36 at Goshen Junction. We are all expected, in exactly eighteen minutes, to greet him as he comes down the driveway."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"