Lighthearted Storyteller Pillows

'My husband's lost his sex drive.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

Dinner at the Trapdoors

PSA Banter.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

My Spam Sketchbook

Daughters at Bedtime

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Santa's Helpers

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

The Battle of the Pictures.

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

"Mr. Swinehart has just crossed Route 36 at Goshen Junction. We are all expected, in exactly eighteen minutes, to greet him as he comes down the driveway."

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'