Veterinary Admirer Pillows

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

'It's been a long day and he hates the snappy ones.'

Skipping Horse

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

My horse for a kingdom.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

The Mythical Unicorn.

Where Zebra's Come From.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Driving Tours

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"It hurts when I warble."

"I got horse dewormer..."

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

Horses are nervous animals. . .