Veterinary Admirer Pillows

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

'It's been a long day and he hates the snappy ones.'

Skipping Horse

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

My horse for a kingdom.

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

The Mythical Unicorn.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"First they tell you you're going in to get your bunions fixed and the next thing you know you're barking like a girl."

"It hurts when I warble."

Where Zebra's Come From.

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

"I got horse dewormer..."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Driving Tours

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'