Veterinary Professional Pillows

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Seagiraffes

"Foster failure"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog yoga

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Fetch.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"