Veterinary Professional Pillows

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Seagiraffes

"Foster failure"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.