Animal Healthcare Professional Pillows

'I know it's unusual, but couldn't you treat him in the parking lot?'

'He's responding well to the injections'.

'Where's my glove?'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

'I may have given that intra-arterially instead of intravenously!'

'He's a brilliant diagnostician, but he has a lousy personality...

'Are you the vet who advertises the $20 spays in the phone book?'

'When I say 'high enema,' I mean high enema.'

'Now here's a practice-building therapeutic diet...

'His number must be listed, Operator. He's somewhere in Yorkshire...'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Dog Walking Services

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'What's founder?'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

An inbred poodle.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

"May I keep my collar on?"