Animal Healthcare Professional T-Shirts

'I know it's unusual, but couldn't you treat him in the parking lot?'

'He's responding well to the injections'.

'Where's my glove?'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'I may have given that intra-arterially instead of intravenously!'

'He's a brilliant diagnostician, but he has a lousy personality...

'Are you the vet who advertises the $20 spays in the phone book?'

'When I say 'high enema,' I mean high enema.'

'Now here's a practice-building therapeutic diet...

'His number must be listed, Operator. He's somewhere in Yorkshire...'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dog Walking Services

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'What's founder?'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

An inbred poodle.

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"May I keep my collar on?"