Vet Tech Pillows

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

'Use this in both eyes, three times daily.'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'No need to shout.'

'No wonder you can't locate her ovaries....here they are, under his tail."

Dog at Vets

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"He's a hypochondriac."

Dog leaving operating theatre in a hurry with a bone in his mouth

"Gesundheit!"

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

Dog Stealing Limb During Surgery.

'Yes, I said 'chicken soup!' Surely you know what chicken soup is.'

'I'm the lady who called about the tranquilizers.'

'I thought you OPERATE to remove the fish-hook, Doctor!'

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Doctor, why do you keep saying 'Whoa' to my dog?'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

A Vet's Taxidermy

'Firestone! Gee, that's an unbelievable diagnosis, Doctor!'

'It is impossible to guarantee immunity with ANY vaccination...'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders